The World of Emissions

A few weeks ago I talked about my experiences postpartum and how ill prepared I was for the wacky things that happened to my body once I had my daughter, likening the fruits of my labor (I love an accidental pun) to the badges you earn in scouts.  

The format may have changed since way back when but in those days patches were bucketed into categories. I’ve done the same here, inventing a more appropriate list: the world of emissions, the world of emotions, the world of exteriors, and the world of interiors. Each is represented with four badges, although this is by no means a comprehensive list.

Today I bring you my first installment, kicking off with a real fun one -- emissions, otherwise know as ooey gooey anatomy and the time in your life where you feel like a sinking ship.