1 Minute Photoshop: Hospitality

Today is National Pizza Party Day! As the official food of the lazy, via delivery of course, I couldn't go without acknowledging this very important day. Personally, I could eat pizza any day, and I frankly have extremely low standards when it comes to the origins of said pizza. Bring it. I will eat it. I don't know that this sentiment is shared, so tell me -- how bad does pizza need to be to snub it, and what IS bad? Opinions likely will not change my mind (the stomach wants what the stomach wants), but I'm genuinely curious -- what is that line that would make you crazy enough to deny cheese, bread, and grease.