free snuff

Last week I had the pleasure of seeing the man that a few years back took my hypochondria to a new height (Choke + detaching retina), Mr. Chuck "I can't pronounce his last name" Palahniuk. He was endlessly captivating... articulate, amusing, insightful, and passed out inflatable bodies to boot.

High points: bookmark beads, signed copy of his new book Snuff, touching story about dog food and love.

Low points: really only one... note to MC's, act interested. It doesn't threaten your cool factor, I promise.